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What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What question can you never answer yes to
Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What can you keep after giving to someone
Your word
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I?
The letter "d"
Without a bridle or a saddle, across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, though almost blind, are made to see. What am I?
Eye glasses
Who has a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
A shirt
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
Less 300 points
Ha Ha Ha
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire