Riddles
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
What were the names of Noah's three sons?
Shem, Ham, Japeth
Why is Nathan cool?
Because he is š
Translate: amable
Kind
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.
Why did Lot's wife turn to a pillar of salt?
She turned back to look at the city while God said whoever looked back would be turned to a pillar of salt.
How many husbands did Invanka Trump have?
4, the most recent one died at 49
Translate: te amo
I love you
A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
A needle
Why did Cain kill Abel?
Who is the 35th president of the United States?
John F. Kennedy
Translate: monday,tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday get 3 of 5 right to receive points, extra 100 for naming saturday and sunday.
lunes,martes, miercoles, jueves, viernes, domingo, sabado
A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?
He put his hat on the barrel.
Why didn't Jesus walk down from the cross or call angels to save him?
Translate: Yo soy amable, carinoso, y risueno
I am kind, affectionate, and cheerful.
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
Why did Paul write Philemon?
To plea with Philemon to forgive Onesimus (Philemon's runaway slave) and accept Onesimus as a brother in Christ.
The human bodies got 45 miles of them ā what?
Translate and answer: CuƔndo es tu cumpleaƱos?