riddles
What is full of holes but still holds water
A sponge
whats in a man pant that you wont find in a grils pants
pockets
What three-letter word starts with an “s,” ends with “x,” and has a vowel in the middle?
six
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
pants
What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
erasers
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
nose
What can you keep after giving to someone?
your word
Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?
firetruck
It’s a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing that your parents are doing it. What is it?
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
a tent
I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
a crane
My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
a lawyer
What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
toothpaste
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator.
When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit and not swallow. What am I?
your dentist
I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
gloves
Who’s the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut!
This riddle relies on tricking you into thinking about ears and a mouth. You get a tiny hint about wind to encourage you to think broadly and avoid the litera
an echo
I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?
peanut butter
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
a seatbelt
I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
a bowling ball
What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
an education