What are moving left to right at this exact moment?
Hint: You use it to look around the room.
Your eyes.
An electric train is moving at 120 miles per hour. The wind is blowing east at 15 miles per hour. What direction is the smoke going?
None, since it is an electric train.
I am tall when I am young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
What goes up but never comes down?
What gets wet while drying?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch or catch me. What am I?
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
David's father has three sons: Jim, James, and ____?
David.
There is one room in the house ghosts will not haunt, what room is this called?
The living room.
Mr.Blue lives in a blue house, Mr.Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr.Red lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
The President.
I am not glass, but I can be broken easily if someone says a word. What am I?
Silence.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't alive?
A glove.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Hint: Presidents are on it.
What is full of holes but can hold water?
A sponge.
What two things can you not eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
To visit Pluto.
How do oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
How does a jaguar change its spots?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
How many eggs can a rooster lay?
None because it is a rooster.
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days.
Kate's mother has three children: Snap, Crackle, and ___? Fill in the blank.
Kate.
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them?