Why not
what is nothing?
Nothing
Why do you hate me
Why not
You are a fetus
That's a fact
Forget a krabby patty, I want to try a krusrty krab pizza
He made a whole freaking song about it!
In world history, when people say that the teachers are covering something up
Are we just lying to ourselves
Youre a made up of space with no existance
Its true you know everyone you love will be gone
If we really are just a big rock floating in something we call space, do we even matter?
No.
I have no life
Again, another fact
Back-to-school DIY hacks: take a stapler, write your name on it,
Then throw it away, because you are never going to use it again and you are going to lose it...just like my brain, no i'm playing I never had one
What is life a simulation and when we die we wake up
Think about it for a while...
Is you stare to close at the TV will it ruin your eye sight?
No
Why do we see if we can rely on our other senses
Because why not
Why isn't there a helpline when you are having an existential crises?
Is it even a crises then?
If you have termites
Is that just human fleas?
But when you say "it's 10:32" it feels too specific
You are gay
This is a fact
How did covid just hit in 2019 it could have been around for ages
I guess that's true...
If you are in greece, all yogurt is greek yogurt
That just straight up facts
No
...just no
At one point we were all just fetuses
So are we just bigger fetuses?
What is your favorite food?
That's good to know
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Yes
Can a baby have a baby?
And is that named a fetus?
I pay an extra 50 Cents for
Someone to DESTROY an avcado
If you are gay and you walk into a bar
And you drink a beer are you straight?