DRUNKARD Rules
"If you hesitate more than three seconds after" this person" looks at you, you do not deserve a drink"
Bartender
One who wont participate in the fun, perhaps in singing "Happy Birthday"
"Party Pooper"
Collective Term for the workers on a ship or a Television Show
Crew
A solemn promise; You might take one "of silence"
A vow
"The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to this" 2-word phrase hollered at closing time
"Last Call"
This type of Native American Healer might try to chase bad spirits out of a patient
"Medicine Man"
At any give time google has hundreds of Jobs open in I.T. short for this
Information Technology
237, when talking about 199 + 38
Sum
Rule 18 is always have this in your house; Rule 19 is if you break rule 18, try pushing down with a pen
Cork screw
Names for the star sirius, they're from July 3 to August 11 each summer
"Dog Days"
A pilot is the person controlling an Aircraft, or in the case of the book" Life on the Mississippi", one of these
Steam Boat
This British ending to the Alphabet aint dead
Zed
The seasoned meat product "seen here"
Knockwurst
"Never complain about the brand or quality of" this kind of drink
Free drink
A long time on Horseback can produce these on both the mount and the rider
"Saddle Sores"
It's a medical practitioner who specializes in the treatment and prevention of disease of the foot
Podiatrist
A crustaceans eggs, as the coral of the lobster
Roe
2-Word way to lose a boxing match though you're still on your feet
"Technical Knockout"
"Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer" one of these
A toast
A proverb says this kind "is the sweetest"--You'd have to ask Eve
"Forbidden Fruit"
Not taking risks, but calculating risks and setting premiums is the job of actuaries, who mostly work in this industry
Insurance
The setbacks and lessons of real life are sometimes called this educational institution
"School of Hard-Knocks"