Riddles
Dad Jokes
Family
Lesson
Lesson 2.0
100

What do the letter T and an island have in common?

You'll find them both in the middle of water
100

Air used to be free at gas stations, now it costs 2.50. Why?

inflation

100

What animal does Savannah wish could be her pet?  

a cat

100

Who ate the fruit first?

Eve

100

Who is the Serpent? 

Lucifer or Satan

200

I'm the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?

A dictionary 

200

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

you are under a vest

200

Would Sammy rather have an extra toe or finger?

a toe

200

Which was the tree they WERE NOT supposed to eat from?

The Tree of knowledge of good and evil

200

Who was killed?


BOUNUS: Who killed him?

Abel


BONUS: Cain

300
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?

Your word

300

How do you fix a pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

300

What did Mom and Dad do on their first date?

River Rafting

300
This commandment could not be fulfilled while Adam and Eve were in the garden. What is it?

The commandment to multiply and replenish the earth. 

300

Was the Fall necessary? 

YES

400

If you have me you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?

A secret

400

Why do peppers make such good archers?

Because they habanero...

400

What was the name of the first goat that Benton bought?

Billy

400

Which Book of Mormon prophet talked about the fall in 2 Nephi 9?

Jacob

400

What part of Heavenly Father's plan has Satan always wanted to get rid of? 

Agency

500

What two words, added together, contain the most letters? 

Post Office

500

What state is known for its small drinks?

Minnesota

500

What is Joey's favorite letter?

X

500

And Satan said unto Cain: Swear unto me by thy _______

throat

500

What is the first word of Genesis 3:1?

Now

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