Truisms
True or false: Watermelon is overrated.
True
This former English teacher taught perhaps the most incredible intellectual belonging to the intelligentsia in recent history.
Brittany Kelleher
If the red house is on the right side and the blue house is on the left side, where is the white house?
Washington D.C.
This person who played for the Miami Heat is--according to math--more efficient at scoring than Michael Jordan over their careers
(He's scored more points than MJ and done it more efficiently!)
LeBron James
These two Kairos people--who I regrettably share an alma mater with--are defined by a specific fact
_______ has historically bad philosophical opinions
_______ confused the graphs of the two most fundamental trig functions
Jack and Nilesh
This is the best fruit
Grapefruit
Easily the most consistent and enthusiastic Friday happy hour-goer in this building
Jean
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
5 (each daughter can have the same brother)
Who has nearly twice as many career assists than MJ?
LBJ
Who created calculus?
Gottfried Leibniz
This logically follows from these statements
1. LeBron haters deserve dumb dumbs
2. David Roberto is a LeBron hater
David Roberto deserves dumb dumbs
(thumbs up if you also like alliteration)
Refuses to assent to the correct use of "~" in math and logic
Brianna Leigh Willis
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ___, 34
21
Who pulled off the only 3-1 comeback in NBA Finals history (it was also against the team with the best regular season win-loss record in NBA history)
LeBron Raymone James
This first-rate philosopher once said "Stop playin', I do it like a king do. If these [people] animals, then I'ma have a mink soon."
Lil Wayne aka Socrates
This person who shares an alma mater with Riley Foster is--according to math--not the greatest basketball player of all time.
Michael Jordan
This Asian passing gentleman has a friend who isn't Asian passing and would (almost certainly) sometimes object to how normal people would pronounce "the"
Name both Kairos Peeps
Nick and Sarah
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
Who should be the undisputed NBA GOAT?
Not Michael Jordan because it's actually LeBron James
Bayes and Laplace: Statistics
______ and _____: Kairos Math Duos
Li and TJ aka Lijay
Real Gs move in silence like
Lasagna (the G is silent)
These two science teachers kinda look alike
Erik and Elliot
What does this mean? I RIGHT I
Hint: This is a rebus
Right in between the eyes
Who leads MJ in nearly every individual statistical category tracked in the NBA?
Definitely not who David, Scott, and Justin think is the GOAT because it's actually LeBron James
Who--according to math--is the greatest basketball player of all time?