Who is the best soccer player of the world?
Péle
what is the first club of Ronaldo?
Sporting Portugal
Tell me a living stone?
The Rock
When should you take a plum to dinner?
if you can't find a date!
Why did Google go to the dentist?
To check it's bluetooth!
Who is the best basket ball player of all time?
Michel Jordans
what is the club of ronaldo right now?
Manchester United
What is the name of Iron Man?
Tony Stark
I didn't like skydiving school
So I dropped out!
What type of shoes does Google wear?
Re-boots!
who have the most golden ball?
Lionel Messi
how many golden ball do he have?
5 golden ball
Why did the manager bring a pencil and paper to the match?
They were hoping for a draw!
Why does Google like to have for dessert?
A cookie!
Why did Google break up with the iPhone?
It got too SIRI-ous!
who is the best shooter in basket ball?
Stephen Curry
The most popular sport in the world?
Soccer
Which animal is best at basketball?
A score-pion
Why did Google not go to the wedding?
The reception was terrible!
what do you get when you cross Google with a car?
A search engine!
How many trophies Michael Jordans wons?
6 championship
The most richest boy in the world?
Prince George Alexander Louis
Which farm animal always knows the time?
The watch dog!
How did the hard drive beat Google in a fight?
It had BACK-UP!
Where do you find boats online?
Google docks!