Experiments & Injuries
Gabe recently injured himself here on a trip home to Albuquerque
What are the Subway Stairs?
For many years, Gabe refused to eat this protein-rich food. Now it's one of his favorites.
What are Eggs?
Despite rounding up for the ease of "conversation", this is Gabe's ~actual~ height
Still a fond collector of loose change, Gabe once found hundreds of these in the gutter.
What are Wheat Pennies?
This recurring SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell was a favorite of multiple Elders & maybe Goldenbergs?
What is Celebrity Jeopardy?
Dad still feels remorse for this accident.
Strangely, Gabe loved wrapping this food in tortillas.
What is Spaghetti?
This common house-hold passageway is regulated to be at least one Gabe tall
What is a doorway?
G&G were traveling here when covid exposure news forced them to change their plans
What is Lily Dale, NY
As a young child, Gabe had a unique name for Juice.
What is "Gung!"
This food stuff was used as a propellant in a drive-way endeavor that singed eyebrows
What is Corn Startch?
Gabe started eating these again on his first day of college
What are: Animals That Meet Their Mothers.
This alliteratively named actor of Chips fame nick-named Gabe "Six Eight With Shoes"
Who is Erik Estrata
A frequent roadside stop for Gabe and his brothers that quickly thinned their finances.
What is Putting Coins on the Railroad Tracks
Gabe has largely given up this habit, opting for seltzer instead.
What is Drinking Diet Coke?
What is Being Able to Play Clarinet
Gabe, and many others his age were very excited for this treat, occasionally available at Barnes & Noble. (shortly before midnight)
What is Butter Beer?
Gabe and Two family members patronized this three story clothing outlet on Fifth avenue in Manhattan. Even though nothing fits him, he still likes going!
What is Uniqlo?
Well trained by his mother, Gabe often does this when leaving a room, often inconsiderately
What is Turning off the Lights?
Gabe first got hooked on this low-calorie beverage during a film class
What is Coffee?
This power shifting device was plugged in backwards as part of a science fair project, resulting in electrocution.
What is a Transformer?
Gabe ate (and enjoyed) this animal for the first time in a dish served at the Valley View Farm
What is Squirrel?
Gabe and this 2020 basketball champion are the same height.
Who is LeBron James?
In High School, Gabe responded to an ad looking for a production assistant. He ended up with this job instead.
What is Writer for the Scott Conner Show?
In this never repeated error, Gabe grabbed this instead of toothpaste
What is a tube of Bubble Bath?