Which room can ghosts never enter?
The Living Room
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything. Buildings don't jump.
Light as a feather, there's nothing in it. But even the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute
Breath
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
How does Lady Gaga prefer her sushi?
Raw raw raw raw raw
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What month has 28 days?
All of them
I can be served, but never eaten. I can fly, but I have no wings. What am I?
Tennis Ball
Who shaves 25 times a day, but their beard stays the same?
A Barber
What is always coming but never comes?
Tomorrow
A cowboy left on Friday. He spent 3 nights at an inn. When he left, it was Friday. How is it possible?
His horse's name was Friday
You see a boat filled with people, but there isn't a single person on board. How?
All the people are married
Who has married many people, but has never gotten married?
A Priest