Aunts/Uncles
Once dated the cousin of his current spouse.
Uncle Eric
This teacher sent SnapChats of her bed covered in money.
Mrs. Wentz
The name of the company Uncle Tim M. works for.
Generac
Under the Sea
Scary Movie
Entered the military as a Junior in high school and then quit after boot camp.
Aunt Saskia
This teacher makes her son, who just had surgery, take himself up to his bedroom.
Mrs. Wagner
This is the name of our Health Insurance Provider
GHC
Bare Necessities
Jungle Book
Robin Hood
Men in Tights
Went to a guitar class and had to sing and play a song in front of the entire group when he didn't actually know how to play.
Uncle Brian
This teacher is short and talks very breathy like...like it's hard to catch a breath.
Mrs. Smith
This relative has a history of dating losers.
Aunt Rose
My Heart Will Go On
Titanic
Hunger Games
Starving Games
Got arrested for protesting.
Uncle Seth
This teacher has zero sense of humor.
Mr. Odden
Opa
Over the Rainbow
Wizard of Oz
Star Wars
Space Balls
Used to pick food out of boyfriend's beard and ate it.
Aunt Saskia
This teacher teaches a class in the summer to help you write a college entrance essay.
Mrs. Peterson
This is the name of the man that Scarlett O'hara is in love with.
Ashley
When You Wish Upon A Star
Pinocchio
James Bond
Austin Powers