DoD Cyber Acronyms
VPN
Please log into the VPN
What is a virtual private network
He is a library of information about athletes.
What is a metaphor?
I have five arms
What is a starfish?
Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.
What is blursed?
The date of Earth Day.
What is April 22nd?
IRT
Please notify the IRT about the breach.
What is an incident response team?
The drums were like a thunderstorm.
What is a simile?
I am the slowest animal.
What is a sloth?
One who listens in on others without getting caught. he does not let anyone know that he has heard what he heard, and retains the information for future references.
What is an ear hustler?
The year Earth Day was established.
What is 1970?
AES
Please use 256 bit AES
What is Advanced Encryption Standard?
I'd rather take a bath with a man-eating shark than do my homework.
What is hyperbole?
I am the deadliest animal on earth.
What is a mosquito?
When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.
What is bromeopathic medicine?
The number of trees needed to provide a day's supply of oxygen for four people.
What is one?
PKI
PKI can be used to secure Web pages.
What is public key infrastructure?
Don't jump the gun. Let's ask her why she didn't show up first.
What is an idiom?
I am the fastest land animal.
What is a cheetah?
A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.
What is a wife guy?
The number of millions of tons of plastic dumped into the ocean every year.
What is 8?
IPSec
We use IPSec for connecting to Hedgehog
What is Internet protocol security?
Vrrrroooooommmm! Kyle sped off on his motorcycle.
onomatopoeia
I can survive for more than two years without food.
What is a tarantula spider?
Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.
What is stresslaxing?
Gasses in the atmosphere get trapped. The heat cannot escape our planet.
What is the greenhouse effect?