Apetit Dejeuner
TCP or I Gotta Pee
Router? I barely know her!
Service is Down
Things KV is probably good at...
100

This potted meat is famous in Hawaii

What is SPAM?

100
Say this and instantly make MZ angry.

What is "is the network down?"

100

If Tom Peters could eliminate this social media site completely, he would.

What is Facebook?

100
This is the number of minutes you have between service down notice and Tom emailing to know why it happened.
What is 6?
100
This game was popularized after the Office remodel of 2019.

What is "eraser toss"?

200
This is the breakfast item most likely to be stolen by KV from Drew

What are fruit snacks?

200

This service runs on a windows server, and is likely the problem whenever Drew says the network is down.

What is DNS?

200
This is the most common complaint from Drew on any given day.

What is "Does Tom ever think?"

200

This is the number of questions you need to be prepared to answer when Tom asks what is broken.

What is 3?

200

This early 2000s game franchise was the first clear evidence that KV was great at every game.

What is Command and Conquer?
300

These are Matt's weirdest breakfast fascination

What are Miso Soup Packets?
300
This service is Mike's newest fascination, or at least we hope it is...
What is Cisco Prime?
300
This is Jeremy's actual nightmare.

What is Barb Larson's VDI?

300

This is the phenomenon that occurs when a service is down and Sherry emails to ask a question but immediately walks down the hall to ask if you got it.

What is Beat the Electrons?

300

He's probably good at this game too.

What is "all of them"?

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