I'm having a strokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Get up in this here Gumbo pot, boy
Sick AF
What it do, baby boo?
Potent Potable
200

What does the acronym BEFASTT stand for?

Balance

Eyes

Face

Arm/Leg

Speech

Terrible Headache

Time - Last known well

200

What should you do before treating any burns?

Remove any jewelry

200

What are the two pregnancy complications that may require going "fingers in" ?

Prolapsed Cord

Breach or Limb Presentation

200

What maneuvers should you use for shoulder dystocia? (2)

McRobert's and Suprapubic Pressure

200

Which female rapper owns 7 exotic cars and does not have a driver's license?

Cardi B

400
What is the scoring for a LAMS exam?

Face: 0 or 1 (facial droop)

Arm: 0, 1 (slow droop), 2 (flaccid)

Grip: 0, 1 (weak grip unilateral), 2(No grip unilateral)

400

How long should a patient stand after being supine before taking postural vital signs?

1 minute

400

Seizures associated with what 4 factors require ALS eval?

Trauma

Drugs

Alcohol

Hypoglycemia

400

What is Gravidity and Parity?

Gravidity:  # of times the mother has been pregnant, regardless of whether these pregnancies were carried to term. A current pregnancy, if any, is included in this count. 

Parity: # of viable (>20 wks) births. Pregnancies consisting of multiples, such as twins or triplets, count as ONE birth

400

Who won the Dundee for "Bushiest Beaver"

Phyllis Lapin (The Office)

600

What are 5 major risk factors for stroke?

1. HTN

2. Smoking

3. Diabetes

4. Heart Disease

5. Oral contraceptives

6. A Fib

600

Children what age or older can have a defib used on them?

8+

600

Burns associated with what 3 other factors make it an ALS indicator?

1. Electrical Shock

2. Fracture

3. Major trauma

600

What are three complications regarding the placenta?

1. Abruption

2. Previa

3. Delayed delivery (>30 minutes)

600

What does the Australian phrase "We're not here to F*** spiders" mean?

We're not here to mess around

800

What does it mean that stroke patients "look towards the lesion"

Stroke patients often gaze/look in the direction of the side of the brain that is effected 

e.g. Clot/bleed in L hemisphere of brain, patient may look or turn head that direction

800

Patients with what respiratory condition may breathe based on hypoxic drive?

COPD

800

What are the ALS cutoffs for Systolic BP in a pregnant patient?

<90 mmHg

<140 mmHg

800

What is the green substance that can sometimes be found when a woman is giving birth and what does it indicate?

Meconium is the first feces, or stool, of the newborn. Meconium aspiration syndrome occurs when a newborn breathes a mixture of meconium and amniotic fluid into the lungs around the time of delivery.

800

If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a horse would you help your uncle jack off the horse

Yes

1000

What is a major differentiating sign between a Stroke and Bell's Palsy?

Bell's Palsy will include forehead muscle paralysis, strokes will not.

Strokes are referred to as "Forehead Sparing"

1000

What condition could be indicated by:

1. Hypotension

2. Poor skin signs

3. Tachycardia

4. Pinpoint chest pain

5. Clear lung sounds

6. Low SpO2

Pulmonary Embolism

1000

What are the signs and symptoms indicating Epi administration?

1. Known or suspected trigger

2. Diffuse/Progressive Hives

3. Hypotension <90 systolic

4. Airway involvement (includes oral swelling if airway involved)

1000

What is the 411 rule referring to?

1. Contractions are <4 minutes apart

2. Lasting for 1 minute or longer

3. Ongoing for the last hour or longer

1000

What is the highest grossing movie of all time?

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