The Bride
Don’t be fooled by tonight’s dinner: Amanda usually avoids this dairy product at all costs.
Cheese
Although good of late, Dylan has suffered for most of his life as a fan of this NFL team.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
This minor league baseball team is the Single-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, and also the meeting place of the bride and groom.
Lakewood BlueClaws
This date is the day Dylan and Amanda officially become husband and wife. If you don’t know this, please exit the cottage immediately.
November 5, 2022
You’d be considered pretty dopey, if you didn’t know the name of Disney’s first animated feature film.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Extra, extra, read all about it: this dying industry was Amanda’s major in college.
Journalism/Communications
At UCF, Dylan studied this area of business, which he now has a career in.
Marketing
This soft-coated wheaten terrier wreaks havoc in the home of Dylan and Amanda.
Gus
This New Jersey beach town got those dollar dollar bills, y’all, and is also the location of Dylan and Amanda’s wedding.
Spring Lake, NJ
When he is not speaking squirrel, this muscular character is helping Yzma steal the throne.
Kronk
This flower would smell as sweet if it were by any other name, especially Amanda’s middle name.
Rose
This New York Yankees pitcher debuted in 2007 and was the inspiration for the name of Dylan’s childhood dog.
Joba Chamberlain
This hit Bo Burnham song featured on the deluxe album of his comedy special, “Inside,” is also the amount of time that Dylan and Amanda have been together.
Five Years
Roses are red, violets are blue, this official wedding color will be worn by you.
Mulberry
These five Greek goddesses narrate Hercules' journey from zero to hero, mostly through song.
The Muses
Amanda will turn 29 on this day next year.
April 2
Hockadoo! This favorite Broadway musical of Dylan’s is about one of the first white DJs to play black music on the radio in the 1950s.
Memphis
This tropical paradise is known for its dark rum, pink sand, and being the inspiration for the decor of Dylan and Amanda’s house.
Bermuda
Credit card machines are too modern for this Jersey Shore hotel, the official venue of the wedding.
Breakers on the Ocean
“If I Didn’t Have You,” the singers of this iconic duet only have three eyes between them.
Mike & Sulley
You don’t want to get into a fight with Amanda, because she earned this athletic distinction at just 11 years old.
Black Belt
These items that Dylan collects always agree with him, unlike Amanda.
Bobbleheads
This iconic New Jersey landmark not only guides sailors to shore, but was also the place that Dylan proposed to Amanda.
Barnegat Lighthouse
These four VIPs are the maid of honor, best men, and officiant of the big day. No joke required.
Liz, Matt, Zack & Tommy
Disney World, the largest theme park in the world, welcomes its first guest on October 1st of this year.
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