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What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock.
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold.
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers?
They both weigh the same — 100 pounds.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom rung.
A rancher had 500 cows and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
A panoramic photo.
You spot a boat full of people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married.
what was the presidents name in 1992?
The same as it it today
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
By sleeping during the night time.
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
You shouldn’t bury a person who is alive.
a girl kicked a soccer ball 10 ft,and it came back to her how is that possible
its called gravity, she kicked it up.
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train.
“The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
A 10-foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.
A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there?
Its was day time
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He was bald.