This woodland creature is the classic example of what constitutes cute nature
What is a fox?
The game's title came from a scene in the perfect first season of this reality show
What is Vanderpump Rules?
This was my typical drink of choice in the Before Times
What is a whiskey ginger?
This Minneapolis landmark is literally my favorite place in the world
What is First Avenue?
This was my intended major when I started college
What is journalism?
This is the only acceptable type of bird
What is a penguin?
I wisely brought a flask to a midnight showing of this movie musical, unfortunately the last movie I saw before lockdown
What is Cats?
The legendary Birthday Cake of 2019 was built around this cocktail
What is an old fashioned?
I got terrible food poisoning and threw up in a huge hotel ashtray in this southeastern Asian country
Where is Cambodia?
Despite my ambivalence about salads, this leafy green is my favorite word
What is arugula?
This animal got a lot less cute after I encountered it after falling out of a canoe and then getting lost in the woods while chaperoning a Wolf Ridge trip
What is a black bear?
I was too stoned to remember how to buy a movie ticket and missed the apparently very important first 20 minutes of this Marvel movie
What is Black Panther?
I largely stopped drinking this after a drinking game in China gone horribly awry
What is tequila?
I listened to a breakup voicemail in an airport on my way home from this southern U.S. city, ruining it for me forever
Where is New Orleans?
The best play I've ever seen in my life was a Greek retelling of this Nicolas Cage film
What is Face Off?
The only reason I would ever buy a house is to be able to get a dog of this breed, which I would name Doreen
What is a greyhound?
Who are the Velvet Underground?
Condos ruined this late, great favorite bar of mine
What is Ryan's Pub?
When Haas gets rich off crypto and buys me a condo in NYC, it will be in this neighborhood
What is the East Village?
My stage name makes use of this poetic device
What is assonance?
The sometimes cutest of all cute nature is Ignatius, and this is his middle name
What is Cecil?
This alt-country band, who I've seen in concert almost a dozen times, sings "St. Ignatius," the song Ignatius was named after
Who are the Old 97's?
This is my favorite wine
What is Lambrusco?
I got drunk for the first time (on two glasses of white wine FYI) at a disco on a trip to this European country
Where is Switzerland?
My Taco Bell order ALWAYS includes these
What are nachos bel grande?