Around the House
Turn this on if you want to enjoy your favorite shows.
What is a television?
Put them on before your shoes, just don't wear them with crocs!
What are socks?
This kind of sweater won't cover your whole head, but it will at least go up to your chin!
What is a turtleneck?
It's the Badger state.
What is Wisconsin?
It was a great game. One team lost, and the other team did this.
What is "won"?
Fill it up, get nice and clean, and don't forget your rubber duckie!!
What is the bathtub?
Yawn! Looks like it's time to put on these!
What are pajamas?
It'll make your car nice and shiny!
What is turtle wax?
Ironically, this state is neither a road nor an island.
What is Rhode Island?
This word also means also.
What is "too"?
"Everything but the __________ ______."
"No shirt, no ________, no service!"
What are shoes?
The red ones are harder to avoid than the green ones in Mario Kart.
What is a turtle shell?
More people live in this state than any other.
What is California?
It's what golfers yell when their ball is heading towards another player.
What is "fore"?
It isn't the most exciting place, but we all spend 1/3 of our day on it.
What is a bed?
Don't forget to put on this before you take a dip!
What is a swim suit?
Some say it's a delicacy, but I think I'd rather have chili.
What is turtle soup?
It's got one M, two P's, and a whole lot of S's and I's!
What is Mississippi?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven _____ nine!
What is "ate"?
What is a fence?
This is the "suit" I wear in the shower!
"What is my birthday suit?"
It fits less than a coach, but more than a car!
What is a turtle bus?
This state's motto is, "It's not for everybody"...and they're right!
What is Nebraska?
It's how you say "no" in German.
What is "nein"?