Phrases
Where do bad boys go?
The Incinerator
What time is it when you get home from a trip?
Quick into bed time.
Type of vehicle most likely to break down on the Pennsylvania Turnpike according to the Rich and Johnson families.
Volkswagen Bus
Living Couple married the longest.
Maryanne and Joe
What is a single strand of spaghetti called?
Spaghetto
How many squares is enough?
2
Mike and Mom once goose stepped as ceremonial guards at the Ocracoke Lighthouse. What were their impromptu weapons? Bonus if you know whose they were.
Crutches. Daniel's
What is the wedding decoration of choice for a Johnson wedding?
Oreo Cookies
Couple most recently married.
Daniel and Clarissa
Where do US Vice-Presidents live?
On the grounds of the US Naval Observatory
What should you do when you are under the weather?
Get up, walk around, Get a big glass of water.
What did Mike use as wings when running up and down NC 12 and squawking while waiting in line for the Cape Hatteras ferry?
Geof’s silver space blanket
What was the first internal combustion engine vehicle Mike drove? Bonus question as to where?
A riding lawnmower. At Joe & Lynns home place.
Is or was a Teacher.
Maryanne, Joe, Bonnie, Jill, Val, Laura
How many slices of pizza eaten in America per second?
350-400 slices
Who owned the house on Red Road in Coral Gables?
Mr. Stang
People who wear funny hats.
Scum players
What color was the first car that Mike crashed? Bonus answer on the model and style of car?
Red. Pinto stationwagon. (Straight as an arrow!)
What was the name of the neighbor’s cat that adopted Mike and Mom and Dad at the Warburton Drive house? Bonus if you know what color the cat was.
Topaz. Orange and White.
Where were doritos invented?
Casa de Fritos Disneyland
Who are the 2 characters that Mike plays on Smash Brothers?
Dark Pit and Ganondorf
In which national park did Mike get stopped for speeding? Bonus – where was he headed when he was stopped?
Delaware Water Gap. Ashokan
Why did we get a steel bumper on the Johnson family VW bug?
It fell off and we had to tow it to Washington DC
Who was the flower girl that accompanied Mike as ring bearer at Joe and Maryanne’s wedding?
Kimmy Mahaffey
What percentage of the earth’s wildlife lives in the ocean?
94%