Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks
The name of the ship the Pilgrims boarded to start their journey to Plymouth, Massachusetts
Mayflower
The way people typically prepare potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner
Mashed Potatoes
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
The Pilgrim Monument is located in
Provincetown, Massachusetts
Which type of apple is used traditionally in apple pie?
Granny Smith
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast Food
How many passengers were there on the Mayflower?
102 passengers
What meat is the most popular alternative to turkey on Thanksgiving?
Ham
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl Weather
How long was the Mayflower’s voyage from England to America?
66 days
Which state produces the most cranberries?
Wisconsin
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google.
How many days did the first Thanksgiving last?
3 days
Which Founding Father once proclaimed, “No citizen of the U.S. shall refrain from turkey on Thanksgiving Day”?
Alexander Hamilton