Lila's fears
Katy Perry thinks you are one
Firework
Mexico
What country did Father visit as a child other than the US?
Better with bacon grease or unknown substances on a walk, but fine plain
What is a paper towel?
It can be added as a garnish or for color or for flavor, just not for nutrition purposes
People say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing to put anybody down.
Who are the Monkees?
It's a jeopardy category
mother's cooking
Carob chip cookies
What's the "treat" Grandma Ann made for father?
Pure poison unless you add hydrogen peroxide sauce
What is half his weight in chocolate chips?
Sulgar
What is just fine to put back into the sugar canister?
He would make music with coconuts if he could ever open one.
Who is Beni?
It's caused by rapidly heating air
Thunder
Barley Green
What's the drink Grandma Ann made father drink to be healthy?
It just tastes better when he has earned it at PetSmart.
A very specific recipe made from any leftovers in the fridge plus (often) beans, potatoes, onions, peppers, and eggs on top
What is hash?
You never do know...
How does the Curious George theme song begin?
It can be spelled like this %#$@@*=
Beeping
Too high
What is wrong with the bridge father climbed as a child
Cute Easter cartoons with fluffiness and cuddliness and pink little noses and innocence oozing from every whisker
Any bread shape Mother has ever made before
What is the only bread shape Mother will not make next
Noodle
Who is the girl in the Gorillaz?
It stinks when broken
Wind
Too wet
What does mother not like about father climbing through a drainage pipe during a flood
A Christmas staple
What is one third of the cinnamon roll dough from his first Christmas?
A food that can be substituted for with turkey, chicken, beef, beans, mushrooms, lentils, soy products or tuna--and will always be JUST AS GOOD as the original
Pork
How you know it's not a monkey
If it hasn't got a tail it's a monkey. If it hasn't got a tail it's an ape.