Buddy the Elf
Fish are friends, not food.
Bruce (Finding Nemo)
According to the song, what did "my love" give on the 8th day of Christmas?
8 maids a milking
Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away
Carol of the Bells
President Roosevelt's set of programs to fix the economy and provide jobs for Americans
New Deal
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Kevin (Home Alone)
You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.
Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
Elvis was not going to have a white Christmas, but instead
a Blue Christmas
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Winter Wonderland
This political party in the 1780s believed in states' rights and demanded a Bill of Rights be added to the Constitution
Antifederalists
What is that stench? It's fantastic.
The Grinch (Jim Carrey)
Hello, Clarice
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
Charles Dickens
Ring a-ling, hear them ring, soon it will be Christmas day
Silver Bells
Herbert Hoover's concept that Americans will be able to pick themselves back up and pull themselves out of the Depression on their own
Rugged Individualism
Only I didn't say "fudge." I said the word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words, the F-dash-dash-dash word.
Ralphie (A Christmas Story)
Pick number 3, my Lord!
Lord Farquaad's henchman (Shrek)
Germany
... maybe just a half a drink more
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Warning to all Europeans to stay OUT of the western hemisphere
Monroe Doctrine (or Roosevelt Corollary)
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead!
Gangster Johnny (Home Alone)
Wait! Wait! Oh my, what have you done? I'm backwards, you flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough ...
C3PO (The Empire Strikes Back)
Coca Cola
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose
The Christmas Song
1917 Supreme Court case which ruled that the U.S. government can limit free speech during times of war
Schenck v. United States