The
Commish
Commish
Two team names the commish use before settling on Cactus Juice in 2007.
What is
Unforgiven, Unforgiven 2, Young Guns, Anthem Scorpions.
The number of championships for the Cowboys from Hell
What is 6
This team has the longest championship drought?
Who are the Gutter Snipes
This team lost to the Yankees in the World Series in 4 straight games.
Who are the Atlanta Braves?
Term for a curve ball or Adam Wainright nickname.
What is
Uncle Charlie
While the commish's wife was pregnant with Jake, what name did several people in the league think he should be named
What is Glavine or Smoltzy
The origin of the name "Cowboys from Hell".
What is a Pantera Song
This team has the most championship losses at 4?
Who are the Sand Gnats
The AL catcher and NL third baseman who won MVP?
Who are Ivan Rodriguez and Chipper Jones?
A batter with a .200 average or less is said to be hitting below it.
What is the
Mendoza Line
In 2001 right before the season started, the commish dropped this minor leaguer to pick up Wade Miller of the Astros. He regards this as his dumbest move of all time.
Who is Albert Pujols
Souza uses this two word royal term throughout the years to talk about other teams, but in reality he is just talking about himself.
What is "stack king"
This team won the 1999 Fantasy Championship.
Who are the Cactus Lickers (Mark)
This pitcher won both All-Star MVP and Cy Young?
Who is Pedro Martinez?
A fly ball hit to a player, typically in the outfield, that is very easy for the player to catch; usually without moving at all.
What is a
Can of Corn
In 1997 the commish was in Dickinson, ND on a rotation. He was still doing stats weekly using a Baseball Weekly. After searching the town, where is the place he finally found a copy.
What is the bus station (would also accept bowling alley)
This three word phrase is used to describe the time period after Souza receives a trade offer when he doesn't accept, doesn't deny, and doesn't respond.
What is Cone of Silence
Two team names Morlan used before settling on Tuscon Sidewinders.
What is Pale Hose and Winston Salem Warthogs?
This player was called out on a controversial ghost tag by Chuck Knoblauch in the ALCS.
Who is Jose Offerman?
A bloop hit, just over the infield and in front of the outfield.
What is a Texas leaguer
When the commish had to set up Souza's first online team for him, what password did he make up for him.
What is
Analprobe
This OTC product could have easily sponsored the Cowboys for the past 25 years as it is commonly used when describing trades he has made.
What is KY Jelly
In 2004 the commish offered this team to Jason Collard who declined stating "that team is awful, there is no way I am taking it on". This team won the championship that year.
Who are the Blacksox.
This outfielder was first overall pick by Tampa Bay Rays. He spent 8 years in the majors with 3 different teams breaking into the show with the Reds.
Who is Josh Hamilton?
The term for the dubious feat of striking out four times in a game
What is
Golden Sombrero