Harry Potter
This wizard's favorite curse is simply unforgivable and will warrant a lifetime in Azkaban. Muggles would argue for 25 to life.
What is Voldemort?
She's just looking for a place to rest her head. It just so happened to already be occupied by seven little men. She'll have a cell to call her own for a year when she gets arrested for breaking and entering.
What is Snow White?
It's just a little murder. Smile. I'm sure he'd have to ask the judge 'why so serious?' when given the death penalty because Arkham can no longer manage him.
What is the Joker?
"He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI"
Genius-level intellect doesn't clear this drug addiction and illegal possession. Not only would he lose his job, he would serve 8 to 20 years.
What is Spencer Reid? (Criminal Minds)
He may be a wizard but he is still only 11. Using children to fight your war may result in a win or may result in 15 to 30 in Azkaban for child exploitation.
What is Dumbledore?
Under the California penal code, it is always a felony for holding someone hostage. It doesn't matter if there's 'Something There', he was mean and coarse and will serve eight years.
What is the Beast?
That Asgardian cell seemed rather comfy in comparison to the death penalty he would've gotten in the US for treason. Someone should tell him that throne was never his birthright.
What is Loki?
It's one thing to have a good work-place environment and friendly interactions with your team but I don't think it's acceptable to assault a fellow federal agent. Hit him again and serve one year.
What is Leroy Jethro Gibbs? (NCIS)
In truth, he may be a great writer, but he may also be a great fraud and con artist. A crime worthy of 10+ years in Muggle prison. Hey, maybe he could write a book about his experience.
What is Lockhart?
I doubt he'll get to keep the title King of Pride Rock but there's a possibility he'll get to be king of his cell block. He'll have the rest of his life inside for intentional homicide.
What is Scar?
There's a possibility that the 21st century was better off without him, or at least that's what some corrupt government officials will argue during a hearing for kidnapping and torturing a non-combatant government official. In the span of his life, what's another five years? At least this time he won't be frozen.
What is Captain America?
An ex-marine and a good detective that can sometimes lose himself to his anger. Visits to the department psychologist don't excuse him from the police misconduct punishment.
What is Elliot Stabler? (Law & Order: SVU)
Is it legally acceptable to raise a child under the stairs? While it may not fall under 1st degree of physical harm, there's got to be some emotional damage with that one. Maybe 6 months to 10 years in a cell will change their opinion.
What is the Dursleys?
It's a bad time to be a puppy killer now that it carries a seven-year sentence for animal cruelty. They say it's a sign of becoming a psychopath, not a fashion icon.
What is Cruella De Vil?
Genius, billionaire, playboy, and elderly abuser? I don't care if he killed your mom, you can't just punch old people, that's clearly wrong, morally and legally. That's five years in prison and a felony on your record.
What is Iron Man?
If you add the list of crimes he commits while tethered to the FBI, he'd serve a lot more than just four years for art theft. Con artist turned CI still managed quite the rap sheet from impersonating a federal agent to bank robbery.
What is Neal Caffrey? (White Collar)
Robbing a bank at the ripe ol' age of seventeen... maybe Snape was right and he'll end up a felon just like his godfather. For the greater good, possibly but that's still a felony worthy of 20 years.
What is Harry Potter?
But you don't understand, it's only what he can't afford. He's gonna need those three wishes to escape the fines and jail time for theft.
What is Aladdin?
Well, this takes illegal alien to a whole new level. Hopefully, that news reporter's salary can afford the fines coming his way under Title 18.
What is Superman?
Murder isn't always a crime.
She's already been charged for the crime, might as well commit it.(Name this movie)
What is Double Jeopardy?