RULES OF THE ROAD
THE AREA FROM DIRECTLY AHEAD TO 45 DEGREES TO YOUR RIGHT
--IS YOUR RIGHT OF WAY
OR
--WHERE YOU MUST YIELD TO OTHER BOATS
WHO IS, YOU MUST YIELD
YOU ARE THE GIVE WAY VESSEL
THE OTHER BOAT IS THE STAND-ON VESSEL
THIS CYC MEMBER WHO OFTEN SPORTS GOD'S QUAF, HAS A LIGHT ON ON HIS TRANSOM AT ALL TIMES, AND HAS SAILED SOME 21,000 OCEAN MILES
WHO ARE ALAN ND RUTH ?
THIS IS THE EFFECT ALCOHOL HAS ON BOATING
WHAT IS...IT MAKES BOATING LEGAL
(increases likelihood on an accident by 37x)
ORIGINAL MEANING OF THE BRAVO FLAG, WHEN RAISED AT SEA
A) LOW ON VODKA; DECLARING AN ALCOHOL EMERGENCY
B) ALTER YOUR COURSE
C) NO, YOU ALTER YOUR COURSE
D) taking on/discharging explosives
this is the year the USSR was formed, BUT MUCH MORE IMPORTANTLY, Wimbledon had its first championship match, AND WAS THE YEAR CYC WAS FORMED
WHEN WAS 1922
THIS MANY HORNS BLASTS MEANS YOU ARE GOING ASTERN
A) NONE, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO EVADE LAW ENFORCEMENT
B) 5 IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT SOMEONE (or get hit)
C) 3 (what's wrong with this question.......)
THIS MARINE & VETERAN OF VIET NAM, IS A PAST STATE HANDBALL CHAMPION COMPETITOR, SEEN EVERY SINGLE COLUMBO EPISODE, REGULARLY LISTENS TO LATE NIGHT A.M. RADIO BEFORE BED, AND WHO HAD A JAMES BOND-ESQUE EJECTION SEAT IN HIS '68 VOLKSWAGEN......
WHO IS GOOD FRED or FRED RYAN?
THIS MAKES YOU INCREASINGLY DROWSY
WEAK SLEEPY DIZZY SLUR YOUR SPEECH
GIVES YOU HEAD-ACHE
WHAT IS
A) A SAILING STORY FROM JONATHAN GREENBURG
B) CARBON MONOXIDE
COLORLESS, ODORLESS, NEUTRALLY BOUYANT GAS, FROM ENGINES, & STUFF THAT BURNS (400x affinity to bind w blood than oxygen)
WHEN RAISED OFF A VESSLS TRANSOM, THE HOTEL FLAG MEANS
A) MY SPOUSE FELL OVERBOARD; I AM INCREASING MY SPEED
B) I have a pilot on board
IN THIS YEAR THE TOP ALBUM IN THE US WAS THE BEATLES "REVOLVER", BATMAN DEBUTED ON ABC, AND CYC MOVED TO THE CURRENT CLUBHOUSE IN MARINA DEL REY?
WHAT WAS
A) I DON'T WATCH SHOWS FEATURING MEN IN TIGHTS (except those by Mel Brooks)
B) WHEN WAS 1966
WHEN OVERTAKING A VESSEL, THIS IS THE BOAT THAT IS THE "STAND-ON", OR MAINTAINS COURSE AND HEADING
WHAT IS THE BOAT BEING OVERTAKEN
THE VESSEL OVERTAKING ANOTHER MUST STAY CLEAR OF THE BOAT ITS OVERTAKING
THIS IS A COUPLE STEEPED IN AVIATION - ONE WAS AN AIR FORCE REFUELING PILOT, (LATER A DELTA AIRLINE PILOT), AND THE OTHER WAS A MAJOR AIRPORT APPROACH FAA AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER;
AND ONE of them IS VERY PRETTY
WHO ARE GEORGE & PATTY ETTER ?
someone MUST be assigned to this
IMMEDIATELY,
AND NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE.....
If someone goes overboard
A) INCREASE THE BOATS SPEED (if you owe money to the person who fell in)
B) BE ASSIGNED TO STARE / SPOT / KEEP EYES ON THE MOB FOR EVERY SECOND UNTIL THEY RE RETRIEVED
THIS FLAG NAMED AFTER THE MONTH THANKSGIVING IS IN, BROADCASTS WHAT MESSAGE
what is
A) I NEED HELP WITH MY LUGGAGE
B) I'M CHANGING MY POLITICAL PARTY
(no, negative)
IN THIS YEAR, ROCKY WAS THE TOP MOVIE, APPLE COMPUTER HAD JUST BEEN FORMED, THE FIRST CONCORDE FLIGHT TOOK PLACE, JONATHAN GREENBURG FIRST DISCOVERED EATING DESSERT BEFORE THE MAIN COURSE, AND CHARLES HATHAWAY ROWED HIS DORY FROM CATALINA TO THE CYC GUEST DOCK ?
WHEN WAS 1976
EXTRA FUN FACT:
THAT WAS ALSO THE LAST YEAR ANYONE EVER BEAT JONATHAN GREENBURG IN PADDLE TENNIS
WHEN A POWER BOAT MEETS A SAILBOAT, THIS BOAT HAS RIGHT OF WAY
WHAT IS THE SAILBOAT
(IF ITS UNDER SAIL)
WHAT IF ITS MOTORING?
THIS ATTORNEY-TO-THE-ROCK-STARS, HAS STEVIE NICKS PIANO IN HIS LIVING ROOM, IS A SUCCESSFUL DRUMMER IN HIS OWN RIGHT, AND HAS GONE THRU NO LESS THAN 13 MANIFOLD COVERS SINCE NOVEMBER.....
WHO IS ED MCPHERSON?
THESE ARE THE SIGNS OF A DEVELOPING COLD EMERGENCY (HYPOTHERMIA)
A - WHST IS INSISTING ON SINGING BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ON DECK, WHILE WEARING PAJAMAS
B - lethargic (even) after rest shivering can't stop
decreasing mentation confusion sleepy loss of fine motor skills <96 degrees
THE FLAG SIGNIFYING AN X, SAYS WHAT
A) STOP, IN THE NAME OF LOVE, BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART
B) I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I??
C) stop your intentions, and watch for my signals
IN THIS YEAR THE COAST GUARD TOOK OVER WILMINGTON CYC CLUBHOUSE FOR THE WAR EFFORT, "CHATANOOGA CHOO-CHOO" WAS THE TOP SONG, AND...... STEVE HATHAWAY HAD OFFICIALLY FORGOTTEN MORE ABOUT YACHTING THAN ALL OF US PUT TOGETHER WILL EVER KNOW ON THE SUBJECT
WHEN WAS 1941
THIS IS THE SAYING RE BOUY COLORS TO FOLLOW, WHEN COMING FROM SEA INTO A WATERWAY CHANNEL OR MARINA
WHAT IS RED RIGHT RETURNING
THIS NAVY SONAR EXPERT AND CYC MEMBER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MANY OF THE AMAZING SOUND EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE WHILE AT THE MOVIES, AND RECENTLY FELL INTO THE WATER (FULLY CLOTHED) WHILE WORKING ON HIS DINGHY
WHO IS FRED PECK
OR FRED CUBED
OR FUTURE CRUISE-CHAIR PECK
NAME THE PARTS (OR NAME THE MOST IMPORTANT PART) OF A PFD
A) WHAT IS THE DRINK HOLDER
B) A PLACE TO HOLD YOUR COCKTAIL
C) LEG STRAP
how many people have leg straps (or ever use them)
TO TANGO MEANS MORE THAN JUST DANCE; THIS FLAG SAYS
WHAT IS
A) I AM HEAVY IN STOCKS AND DIVERSIFYING MY PORTFOLIO
B) Do not pass ahead of me
WHAT BUILDING IN WILMINGTON CALIF NOW OCCUPIES BERTH 94, WHEREABOUTS THE ORIGINAL CYC STOOD
THE BETTY FORD CENTER
LA CITY FIRE DEPARTMENT STATION # 49