Riddle 1
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer: Hiss and hers
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot.
What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: A stamp.
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water.
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
Answer: A relationship.
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Answer: Wet.
Who has married many people but has never been married himself?
Answer: A priest.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Answer: Short.
What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?
Answer: A piano.
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
Answer: SWIMS.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
Answer: They are grandfather, father, and son.
Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How?
Answer: They were born in different time zones.
A man goes outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat but doesn't get a single hair on his head wet. How?
Answer: He's bald.
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
Answer: He was walking.
If an electric train is traveling south, then which way is the smoke going?
Answer: There is no smoke—it's an electric train.
A mother and father have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
Answer: Seven.
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Answer: Eat.
What is one thing that all people, regardless of their politics or religion, have to agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer: The word "and."
The person who made it doesn’t need it. The person who bought it doesn’t want it. The person who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin.
What never walks but always runs?
Answer: A river.
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?