The teacher John Travolta and fellow cast members “welcomed back.”
Who is Mr. Kotter
The teacher who gave her daughter a hard time for losing her monogrammed lunchbox, only to have said lunchbox (with rancid content)show up in the Muraski frig.
Who is Julie Laub?
“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
What is the theme song for Cheers?
The people who guide children to their correct buses by screaming and excessively waving their signs.
Who are the bus helpers?
The character whose beauty is overshadowed by Ginger’s.
Who is Maryann?
The activity some staff members neglect to do, even with “surveillance” on the appliance.
What is refilling the Keurig?
“Here's a story…”
What is "The Brady Bunch?"
The inadvertent occurrence which prevents Nancy from seeing the buses pull up.
What is standing in front of the office window?
The cool man who is like the third child of the Cunninghams, and hardly ever seen without his leather jacket.
Who is "the Fonz?"
Another activity, involving soap and water, that some staff members assume is being done by lounge fairies.
What is washing the dishes.
“Give us any chance we’ll take it; give us any rule we’ll break it.”
What is Laverne and Shirley?
One activity that causes Nancy to call parents while she’s still calling buses; usually the student’s fault.
What is missing your bus?
This man was a sheriff on a show named for himself and father to Opie.
Who is Andy Griffith?
Yet another activity some staff members assume will be done by the fairies, this one involving outdated, rotted and/or mystery food.
"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have..."
What is "The Facts of Life?"
Another activity that forces Nancy to call parents, even though she’s trying to call buses; usually the parents’ fault.
What is not telling anyone your child is going home a different way?
The arch-nemesis of Laura Ingalls and daughter of the general store owners.
Who is Nellie?
The activity Nancy most enjoys while eating her lunch (which she will now be able to do more often in the comfort of her home.)
What is reading?
“Where the kisses are hers and hers and his.”
What is "Three's Company?"
The 3 bus numbers in 2023 most frequently known to cause mass confusion and chaos for students and staff due to last-minute and multiple changes.
What are 41, 60 and 61?