What vegetable is commonly used for a snowman's nose?
Carrot
what tv show has a gang the gang is called peanut gang
Charlie Brown
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten my mom's day
school bus
The fish return policy is the same for both dead and living fish. A full refund or exchange will be issued within two weeks of purchase. Remember to have the original sales receipt with you when you return the item.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me what was it
Eight maids a-milking
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
you need this in order to travel international what am i
A passport is the only acceptable form of identification for international travel.
What goes through towns and over hills but never moves
the roads
Where do fish keep their money?
a riverbank
Which department store was featured in the film Miracle on 34th Street?
a Macy's b Target C Walmart D k Mart
a Macy's
what is happening in canada the sky are redish orangey
Canadian wildfires is spreading
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
he was walking
what happened on d day
The U.S. Army remembers June 6, 1944: The World War II D-Day invasion of Normandy, France
I’m not an air plane, but I can fly through the sky. I’m not a river, but I’m full of water. What am I?
a cloud
What colours are usually associated with Hanukah?
Blue and yellow/gold
Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?
The University of Minnesoda hehe
Have 4 legs but can’t walk
table
when is father day
june 18th
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I
a reflection
what fast food place has a cow that says eat more chicken
chick fil a
How many eyelids does a dog have
Dogs have three eyelids, the third eyelid being an extra eyelid that sweeps back and forth across the surface of the eye providing protection
when you are in trouble what is the first thing you should do btw dont call jonathan for help i am scared just like you. {HINT} tricky question
pray to god
what was the guys name who played the drums
jason
Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal sting what am i
snake