Elizabeth World
big brain 400
love is love 400
on top of spaghetti
if the shoe fits sell it
100

What vegetable is commonly used for a snowman's nose?

Carrot

100

what tv show has a gang the gang is called peanut gang

Charlie Brown

100

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be?

The parrot was deaf.

100

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten my mom's day

school bus

100


Can you return fish a that died two days ago  from PetSmart?





The fish return policy is the same for both dead and living fish. A full refund or exchange will be issued within two weeks of purchase. Remember to have the original sales receipt with you when you return the item.

200

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me what was it 

Eight maids a-milking



200

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A barber.

200

you need this in order to travel international what am i

A passport is the only acceptable form of identification for international travel.

200

What goes through towns and over hills but never moves

the roads

200

Where do fish keep their money?

a riverbank

300

Which department store was featured in the film Miracle on 34th Street?

a Macy's b Target C Walmart D k Mart

a Macy's

300

what is happening in canada the sky are redish orangey 

Canadian wildfires is spreading

300

A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?

he was walking

300

what happened on d day

The U.S. Army remembers June 6, 1944: The World War II D-Day invasion of Normandy, France

300

I’m not an air plane, but I can fly through the sky. I’m not a river, but I’m full of water. What am I?

a cloud

400

What colours are usually associated with Hanukah?

Blue and yellow/gold

400

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda hehe

400

Have 4 legs but can’t walk

table

400

when is father day

june 18th

400

You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I 

a reflection

500

what fast food place has a cow that says eat more chicken 

chick fil a

500

How many eyelids does a dog have

Dogs have three eyelids, the third eyelid being an extra eyelid that sweeps back and forth across the surface of the eye providing protection

500

when you are in trouble what is the first thing you should do btw dont call jonathan for help i am scared just like you. {HINT} tricky question

pray to god

500

what was the guys name who played the drums 

jason

500

Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal sting what am i

snake

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