Receiving a ticket that he hadn’t paid back for years, Vahag remained uncertain of his reception by the police in this country
What is Switzerland?
According to Vahag, this night of the week can cause nail clipping activities to turn you into a broken spoon
What is Saturday?
This chain is what a hamburger’s all about
What is In ‘n Out?
Vahag cooked up a Costco-sponsored feast for his family at this tropical destination
What is Hawaii?
If you aren’t wearing these, Vahag knows that you are sure to catch a cold
What are Socks?
Vahag exclaimed to his family that he was going to pee while sitting inside the tubular elevator of this American landmark
What is The Gateway Arch?
At the Kohler-Andrae state park in November 2020, Vahag coined this phrase in response to one of his daughters that was annoyed at him
What is “Don’t Tik me off, Tok to me”?
Supposedly replicating an animal’s exclamation, this is the famous battle cry from vahag’s alma mater
What is “Zot, Zot, Zot”?
Emitting a song from the little mermaid, this toy made Vahag upset
What is the Shell Necklace?
Vahag claims that he is allergic to this vegetable
What is an Eggplant?
There is a donkey at this petting farm who holds a special place in their heart for Vahag
What is Green Meadows?
This is the fabricated french phrase that Vahag likes to repeat
What is “Je Poublais”?
In a reflection of what a “surprise” it is to receive a kinder egg, the German variety carried this name
What is Uberaschung?
Vahag’s big toe turned blue after breaking this rule at Fort Gordon’s stables
What is “No Sandals Allowed”?
This bakery in Glendale is where Vahag loves to get napoleon
What is Papillon?
When faced with a wasps’ nest in an upper corner of his house’s exterior, Vahag resorted to using this weapon to try and get rid of it
What are a Bow and Arrow?
When tevene was impersonating vahag, she repeated this notable catchphrase twice and led tamar to spit out her drink
What is “God Forbid”?
When listening to Armenian contemporary music on Spotify, Vahag’s go-to is this duo
Who are Garik and Sona?
While trying to celebrate with this activity, Vahag jumped and split his pants
What is Lighting Fire Crackers?
Popular for barskahye dialect and mannerism jokes, this social media account is one of Vahag’s favorites
Who is Gibo Hopar?
Identity theft is a crime, and when Vahag impersonated his son on kids messenger to spread pinching threats, he aimed them towards this classmate
Who is Zoey?
On vahag’s brochure for his work, he shares these two completely accurate facts about what he likes to do in his free time
What are playing soccer and learning new languages?
When the Broncos won the super bowl in 2016, this band was the headliner for the halftime show
Who is Coldplay?
Convinced to read this book by his daughters when they were younger, Vahag used his trademark Mickey voice
What is ”A Hot-Dog Day”?
While strutting his stuff down the runway, Vahag showed off the clothes from this brand
What is Pendleton?