A
Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, I am greedy and devour them all. Who am I?
A pair of scissors
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What is round as a dishpan and no matter the size, all the water in the ocean cannot fill it up?
A Sieve
From what heavy seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?
Freight or Weights
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A River
The Pearls of night, stolen in clearest light of day. What is it?
Dew
What five letter word stays the same when you take away the first, third, and last letter?
Empty
What fills up a room but never takes up any space?
Light
What is a common verb in English that uses the same letters in the present and past tense?
Eat and Ate
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A Coffin
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me to write and draw, what am I?
Pencil
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Name
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle
Everything ends with me. What am I?
Letter G
I have a ring, but no finger. Sometimes I die, but I’ll be revived if you charge me up.
Cell Phone
The place where today comes before yesterday.
Dictionary
Open, shut, open, shut. When you’re bored, I take the brunt. But there’s nothing here, you see. Time to visit the grocery.
Refrigerator
Why did the spider get a job in Tech?
It was a great web designer
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
What is an alien’s favorite thing on a computer?
The spacebar
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
Letter m
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am I?
mirror
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless.