Matt the Formative Years
Matt was allergic to this substance as a child.
What is red #40?
Matt had this style choice outfit when meeting a famous author.
What is a pink tank top?
Matt mistakenly took this at 6 pm on New Year's Eve?
What is ambien?
Matt's childhood dream job.
What is a trashman?
Band poster Matt had onthe back of his bedroom door in Jr high
What is Iron Maiden?
Matt and Kyle used to throw these items together to see how close they could get to each other's feet.
What are screw drivers?
Matt's high school girlfriend.
Who is Maria Piscatelli?
According to Matt, this food cures all hangovers.
What is anything from McDonald's?
Matt was the manager at this fine establishment in high school.
What is the pony express?
Matt falls asleep to this artist when taking off on a plane.
Who is Rhianna?
Matt famously did this every time a babysitter came to the house that he did not like.
What is climb out the bathroom window?
This delinquent deed would get you expelled from high school today.
What is setting off fireworks in the hallway?
Matt's go to drink.
What is a dirty martini?
After high school, Matt wanted to take a gap year to pursue this illustrious career
What is a park ranger?
What are Vans?
Matt's favorite karaoke song while donning cowboy boots and a hat.
What is "I love a rainy night"?
Matt and Geoff listened to this album before bed every night.
What is the Darkside of the Moon?
Matt accused Steph of being a member of this group one night.
What is the Taliban?
This event was being held at Matt's resort when he took a week's vacation between jobs.
What is black beach week?
Matt keeps a meticulous list of this every single year.
What is a Christmas list?
Linda and David had this surprise for Matt during his graduation ceremony.
What is an airplane banner congratulating him over the entire Wilson stadium?
Matt broke this bone during an impromptu wrestling match at his fraternity house.
What is his collar bone?
Matts nick name ln hs
what is bomber?
Matt's favorite thing to do at the farmer's market.
What is hold hands?