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Munchlax, the Big Eater Pokemon, evolves into this guy, the Sleeping Pokemon.
What is Snorlax?
In a long-honored facet of tumblr culture, this phrase is the appropriate response to the greeting "I like your shoelaces".
What is "Thanks, I stole them from the president"?
Most of Calculus is the study of two special types of functions, derivatives, and these.
What are integrals?
The Birdcage is a fabulous 1996 film staring this actor (he was so hot in this role omg), who also played Mrs. Doubtfire.
Who is Robin Williams?
If given the chance, this is the DND 5e class Asten would chose to become himself.
What is a Wizard?
In addition to its expansive cast, the best-selling video game Sonic Adventure 2 Battle features these three playable characters, all of whom are hedgehogs.
Who are Sonic, Shadow, and Amy?
Tumblr users were in uproar on the night of November 5th 2020, during which the state of Georgia flipped blue in the presidential election, a credible source reported Vladimir Putin be stepping down as Prime Minister of Russia, and this long-beloved gay ship became canon.
What is Destiel (Dean x Castiel)?
One of Asten's current fields of research, this branch of mathematics studies the properties of the natural numbers (1, 2, 3, 4, ...)
What is Number Theory?
Heath Ledger almost broke Jake Gyllenhaal's nose filming a kiss scene for this foundational piece of gay cinema.
What is Brokeback Mountain?
Asten's fursona is a glasses-wearing anthropmorphized version of this animal.
What is a tiger?
The adorable, masterful, indie-smash hit HTML5 game i had another dream about you last night has three routes / endings, which are accessed by interacting with a dying plant, a dvd player, and this item.
What is a telescope?
On April 4th, 2015, Tumblr user foreverhonest posted a story about a friend who was allegedly ambushed when a group of assailants rolled up in a bus, got out, and beat the snot out of him, and were all wearing t-shirts with this slogan on them.
What is Down With Cis?
The famous mathematical identity Euler's Formula states that eiπ + 1 is equal to this number.
What is zero?
The name of this city in the title of the definitive 1990 documentary on golden-age New York City drag ball culture, "______ Is Burning".
What is Paris?
This number holds the distinction of being both Asten's favorite, as well as the number of members in his favorite KPOP group.
What is 12?
Lucas, the best character in Smash Bros and most of video game media, is from this video game, which has never received an official English translation.
What is Mother 3?
The now-removed ability to edit other users' posts when you reblog them resulted in this popular author, Youtuber, and Tumblr user leaving the site, after they were harassed with a post edit detailing an obscene sexual monologue.
Who is John Green?
Asten once gave an hour-long talk on this famous disproven number theory conjecture, which concerns the limit infimum of the aggregate sum of the Möbius function.
What is the Mertens Conjecture?
Actor and activist Ian McKellen was famously responsible for a scene in this film where Sean Astin holds Elijah Woods' hand.
The moment was present in the book the film is based on, and McKellen knew gay fans of the franchise would be looking for it.
What is The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring?
This was the first non-natural color Asten ever dyed his hair (besides blonde).
What is blue?
This charming Switch game was originally released on the PlayStation 2 in 2004, and its official Japanese name roughly translates to "Lump Soul".
What is Katamari Damacy?
This popular horror tumblr blogger sixpenceee saw a huge dip in her popularity after she started a subscription service which charged people $30 for unlicensed therapy and emotional support, and after it was revealed her family employs these.
What is a child servant?
The Banach-Tarski Paradox is a mathematical result that claims you can take a ball, chop it up in a specific way, and then re-assemble the parts into this.
What are two balls?
Actors Oliver Reed and Alan Bates wrestle naked in this 1969 film, where their characters date a pair of sisters living in post-WWI London.
What is Women In Love?
This character holds the distinction of being Asten's favorite non-binary character from any piece of media.
Who is Testament, from the Guilty Gear series?