Health Screening?
Looking for holes and Sealing, we are not the Department of Public Works.
What is dental screening?
Cluck Cluck cross the road when you spot me.
What is chicken pox?
Right Student, Right Dose, Right Route, Right Time, Right Medication
What are the five rights in medication administration?
I'm shaking and sweating in my boots
What are the symptoms of low blood glucose?
Tiny and mighty
Who is Beth?
The 'S' on my back is not the name of my favorite team.
What is scoliosis?
Not at the beach, but I feel sandpaper, pain, and it's red.
What is Pink Eye?
Epinephrine, Epi-Pen, Auvi-q
Benadryl, Diphenhydramine
What Medications are given for an allergic reaction?
I am as hungry and thirsty as a bear out of hibernation.
What is High Blood Sugar?
Hyperglycemia
We are known as Heroes or the first to respond.
Who is the YRD? Youth Relations Officer / Deputy
Pays for two rounds of glasses
Who is Bascom Palmer?
Hand, shoulders, knees, and toes and sometimes below your nose (mouth)
What is Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease?
Before you use me: wash your hands, pull the conjunctiva down, and pat dry the overflow.
What are eye drops/ eyewash?
I can be an alarmist, I like to stay very close to you and I can tell if you are sweet or not
What is a continuous glucose monitoring device(Dexacom, CGM)
I am lovesick, and my heart has stood still. Cupid can't help, but this will.
What is the AED?
You can SEE my results here.
What is Focus?
Love is in the air, especially from October through April
What is the Flu / Covid :/
Shot through the muscle and you're to blame darling. You give love a bad name as sung by Bon Jovi
What is Glucagon?
I'm not welcome at the beach, I can't sit on the curb, and landfills won't have me? What a waste!
What is biomedical waste?
Not the DOH, but I can Identify selective hearing.
Who is Speech and Language
A nurse or HCA that removes lice
What is a nitpicker?
School Health's favorite 90's song
What is ICE ICE BABY?