What do you wish a single person on valentines day?
Happy independence day!
He has married many but never been married
Who is he?
A priest
What room do ghosts avoid?
A living room
What goes up but never comes down
Ur age
What did the doctor say to the tonsil
You look so cute I would take you out
What did the phone say to wifi
We definitely have a connection
Where does today come before yesterday
Dictionary
What is at the end of ๐ rainbow
W
What did the autumn leaf say to the other
I'm falling for you
Before the mount everst was discovered which mountain was the tallest
Mount everest
Which building has the most stories
A library
How can you go 8 Days without sleep
Sleep at night
Woman don't have it and don't want it
Men get it but sometimes try to get rid of it
What is it??
A beard ๐ง
What runs around the whole yard without moving
A fence
What is always on the floor but never gets dirty
Our shadow
What can travel around the whole world while staying in the corner
A stamp
Why did the tomato blush?
Because It saw the salad dressing!
What has six faces but doesn't wear ๐ makeup
A dice
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it
Concrete floors are very hard to Crack,just drop the egg it can't Crack the floor. Easy!
The Morse there is, the less you see
Darkness