Jennifer
Complaints
Fact Or Fiction
Gil
Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader
100

If Jen Pet Could Talk, What Do You Think They Might Say About Her?


A. She Doesn't Feed Me Enough

B. She Has Been Showing Me Less And Less Attention, Ever Since The Baby Came Into The World.   

 C. She Has A Caffeine Problem

A. She Doesn't Feed Me Enough.

100

"I'm so confused this just doesn't seem like it's right, and it feels like we are being charged interest on money that you’re not loaning us."

 

Is This Scenario A Complaint?

Yes Or No

Yes, This Is A Complaint

100

The longest walking distance in the world is 15,000 miles.



FACT OR FICTION


FICTION...The longest walking distance in the world is 14,000 miles. You could walk from Magadan in Russia to Cape Town in South Africa without needing a vehicle. 

100

What Do You Think Gil Warning Label Would  Say?


A. Warning!...Highly Trained At Ghosting

B. Warning!.. Subject To Spontaneous Outburst Of Sarcasm.

C. Warning!...  Brutally Honest...Proceed With Caution

A. Warning!...Highly Trained At Ghosting

100

 You peer through a window into a room and count 20 eyes. If each person has a typical number of eyes, how many people are in the room?


A. 10

B. 8

C. 6

A. 10

200

Which Celebrity Do You Think Jen Would Like To Meet?


A. Taylor Swift

    B. Hugh JackMan

C. Adele

A. Taylor Swift

200


"I don't like the new color of the FC near my house."


Is This Scenario A Complaint?

Yes Or NO

No, Not A Complaint

200

A blue whale’s heartbeat can be heard over 2 miles away.


FACT OR FICTION

FACT....It Because their hearts weigh almost 400 pounds! 

200

Gil Useless Talent is?


A. There Is Nothing Useless About Him.

    B. I Genetically Don't Produce Body Odor.

C. I Can Pick Up Things, With My Toes.

A. There Is Nothing Useless About Me

200

What Is The Largest River In The United States?


A. Missouri River

 B. Mississippi River

 C. None Of The Above  

A. Missouri River

300

What Do You Think Is On Jen Bucket List?


     A. Visit all 50 United States

B. Visiting All National Parks

     C. To Call Someone Just To Tell Them You Can't Talk Right Now, Then Hang Up

B. Visit All National Parks

300

Can you please help me make a deposit, I was trying to deposit this check through the Mobile Banking app but it’s a large amount and it’s not letting me..


Is This Scenario A Complaint

Yes Or No

 Yes, 

300

You can see 4 states from Chicago’s Willis Tower?



FACT OR FICTION

FACT....Head to the top of the building formerly known as the Sears Tower and you can see Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

300

What Do Gil Enjoy Spending His Money On?


  A. Decorating His Home

  B. Clothes/ Traveling

 C. Hair Products

B. Clothes/ Traveling

300

How many compound words are in the following sentence? 

"Someone from the classroom was playing baseball in the cafeteria."

A.  4

B.  3

C.  2

B. 3

400

How Does Jen Waste Time Most Often?


A. Gossiping 

B. Tiktok

C. Binge Watching A Netflix Show

B. Tiktok

400

I’m trying to log in to my MOBILE BANKING app but its Not taking my face id anymore, Not sure what happened.


Is This Scenario A Complaint 

Yes Or No

Yes, 

400

Cows hate country music.


FACT OR FICTION

FACT.. 

400

If Gil Could Choose One Superpower What Would It Be?


A. Teleportation

B. Perfect Recollection.

C. The Ability To Replicate Him Self.

A. Teleportation... It Would Help With All the People He Ghost.

400

Which one of these is a mammal: a Seahorse, a Sea lion, or a Sea urchin?


A. Sea Lion

   B. Sea Urchin

 C. Seahorse


A. Sea Lion 

500

What Would Jennifer Warning Label Say?


A. Caution: Mood Subject To Change Without Warning!

B. May Bite Before  Caffeine

C. Do Not Disturb My Sleep 

C. Do Not Disturb My Sleep.

500

Why do you keep asking me all these different personal questions. I already gave you my SSN and name . This is incredible .. all I want is my balance .


Is This A Complaint

Yes Or No

 Yes, This Is A Complaint

500

Queen Elizabeth II in her Younger Years, Was A  professional  singer?


FACT OR FICTION

FICTION...... "She Was A Trained Mechanic"..... As a teenager, Queen Elizabeth II joined the British employment agency at the Labor Exchange and learned about truck, engine, and tire repair. 

500

If Gil Pet Could Talk, What Do You Think They Might Say About Him?


A. I Won’t Tell Anyone What You Are doing, But I Would Tweet About It If I Had Thumbs 

   B. Stop Leaving Your Shoes Out, This Way You Don't Have To Worry About One Of Them, Coming Up Missing..

C. Stop Cutting My Nails And I Will Stop Cursing You Out, In My Head.. At This Point... I'm Over It.



Stop Cutting My Nails And I Will Stop Cursing You Out, In My Head.. At This Point... I'm Over It.



500

You have 20 pairs of shoes, but there is only room in your closet for eight shoes. How many pairs of shoes do you have to get rid of?


A. 4

B. 8

C. 16

C. 16

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