What is full of holes but still holds water?
a Sponge
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
The more you have of it, the less you see
Darkness/Blindness
What gets wet while drying?
A Towel
How many letters are in the English word alphabet?
11 letters
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
Window/Glass
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years
The letter M
What has many keys but cannot open any doors?
A Piano
What turns everything around but does not move?
A Mirror
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong.
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
Doors
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A Map
Where in the world does today come before yesterday?
A Dictionary
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your Breath
What do the numbers 11, 88, and 96 all have in common?
They are all the same when flipped upside down.
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your Right Elbow
I'm tall when I'm new and short when I'm old. What am I?
A Candle
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future.
What kind of a room doesn't have any walls or doors?
A "Mushroom"
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An Echo
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A Clock
How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
Seven has two syllables, the rest have one syllable
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A Secret