jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street?
He didn’t have the guts.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo-vies!
What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and the other watches cells.
What’s a witch’s favorite part of a computer?
The spell check.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
JOE'S JOKE
Why cant you tell jokes about pizza?
They are too cheesy
What music does a mummy listen to?
wrap - rap
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad! (Towed)
sketchy.
Did you hear about the dog who ran 2 miles to get a stick?
It sounds a little far-fetched.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood tests.
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me tonight
What shoes do frogs wear
open toad shoes
When do astronauts eat?
Launch time.
Boo-gers.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant!
they've got appeal.