Riddles
It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
The MOON
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
What has a horn but can't honk?
A rhinocerous
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
This is white when it is dirty.
Blackboard
What is the difference between here and there.
The letter T
What is the best month for a parade?
March
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
Footsteps
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them
What is alive and has only one foot?
A leg
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Ear of Corn
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
What is the letter F? (First letter of each month of the year)
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
An onion
How can you write 1000 with 8.
888+88+8+8+8
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS