Thanksgiving Jokes
What key has legs and can't open a door?
What Charlie Brown serves for Thanksgiving.
What are toast, jelly beans, pretzels and popcorn?
God provided food for the Israelites when they left Egypt. What was this food?
What is Manna?
The two most popular pies served.
What is pumpkin and apple pie?
This kind of turkey actually gobble.
What is a male turkey?
Why did they let the Turkey join the band?
Because he has his own drumsticks.
And now let the weak say ‘I am strong’,
let the poor say ‘I am rich’,
because of what the Lord has done for us;
What is Give Thanks?
Jesus served __ loaves and __ fishes to the multitude.
What is 5 loaves and 2 fishes?
This is what the word "cornucopia" means.
What is "horn of plenty"?
This was the first President to pardon a turkey?
Who was John F. Kennedy?
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing-Wing-Wing
In Disney's Pocahontas, the furry sidekick of the princess.
Who is Meeko?
Books of the bible which are commonly known for talking about Thankfulness.
What is 1st and 2nd Corinthians, Psalms, and Colossians?
How many calories does an average person consume at Thanksgiving?
What is 3000?
This character has been in the Macy's parade for 33 years.
What is Snoopy?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google
All my life You have been faithful
All my life You have been so, so good
With every breath that I am able
What is Goodness of God?
Noah made an altar to God for saving his family from the flood. God was so impressed with Noah's sacrifice and thanks, God made ______. He promised Noah that this would be a sign that the earth would never be destroyed by water again.
What is a rainbow?
In the 1830s, _____ was sold as a medicine that could cure ailments like diarrhea, indigestion, and jaundice.
What is Ketchup?
This President made Thanksgiving a permanent national holiday?
Who was Abraham Lincoln?
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Was originally composed for children to sing in a Boston Sunday School celebration. It was meant for the Thanksgiving season and had no connection to Christmas.
What is Jingle Bells?
Paul wanted Christians to know that they should thank God and God would supply every need. God would take care of his people. Paul tell the church in Philippi to pray in Philippians 4:6.
What is "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God."?
The red fruit often served alongside turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
What are cranberries?
This year was the first Thanksgiving NFL game.
What is 1920?