I have lots of keys but I can't open anything. What am I?
A piano
gluyeo
Eulogy
Who was the third president of the United States?
Thomas Jefferson
What gets wet while it's drying?
Towel
What does the invisible man drink?
Evaporated Milk
What has holes but holds water?
A sponge
THELMA
Hamlet
What gives plants their green color?
Chlorophyll
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
Why dont ducks say a joke when they are flying?
They might quack up
I can travel around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
MSAIUOTPS
POTASSIUM
Where should you put a thesis statement?
At the end of an introductory paragraph
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
Silence
What did the cannibal say after it finished eating the clown?
That tasted funny
The red house is on one side and the blue is on the other, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
EEETNIMXPR
EXPERIMENT
The Tropic of Capricorn lies in which hemisphere?
Southern hemisphere
What do an island and the letter T have in common?
Water
What is a snakes favorite subject?
HISStory
What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?
A deck of cards
REUCTRUST
STRUCTURE
What was the name of the last Queen of France?
Marie Antoinette
I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard
Why did the police photograph the cup of coffee?
To get a mugshot