Elf Jokes
What is Santa's helpers' favorite convenience store?
7-Elelfen
What do you do if you can't hire a professional?
Do it your elf
What do you call an elf who's great in the kitchen?
A short-order cook
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What do you call a Santa's helper with a rags to riches story?
Cinderelfa
What would upset a normal person but not an elf?
Coming up short
Why do elves love baseball?
Because they're Little League stars
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause
How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?
First, yule log on..."
What currency do elves use?
Jingle bills
What is an elf's favorite type of cookie?
Shortbread
Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
Because their shell-fish
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsil-itis!
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave
What goes inside elves' pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes
Why don't elves read novels?
They prefer short stories
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The Letter Y
What is elves' favorite sport?
Miniature golf
What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another?
Twelf
What do elves sing to Santa Claus when it's cold?
"Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow"
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A Pine Apple