Those Not With Us
Towns of New Jersey
Christmas Song Quotes
Dumb Christmas Jokes
Before & After
400

Of the family members who work at AEL, this is the only one that is on Dad's side of the family.

Who is Roseanne?

400

This is the most populous city in New Jersey, with over 300,000 people. Most know it as the city that has our state's airport in it.

What is Newark?

400

"Oh the fire is slowly dying; and, my dear, we're still goodbye-ing; but as long as you love me so..."

What is "Let it Snow"?

400

This is white, red, and blue at Christmas time.

What is a sad candy cane?

400

Nickname for New York City that refers to the most special person ever. (6 words).

What is "The Big Apple of my eye"?

800

This family member has a giant collection of vinyl records, reaching potentially up to the thousands.

Who is Uncle Vince?

800

This is the town that William Paterson University sits in; and no, it's not actually in Paterson.

What is Wayne?

800

"She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel; and when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel..."

What is "Little Saint Nick"?

800

This is the reason that Santa goes down the chimney instead of using the door.

What is because it soots him?

800

Plantation-set Disney film about Kyle, Cartman & their animated friends. (5 words).

What is "Song of the South Park"?

1200

Last I heard, this family member owns 7 animals, mostly dogs; they don't come to family gatherings in part because they're spending time with them.

Who is Uncle Bob?

1200

This town supposedly has the 2nd largest Halloween parade in the world; what did that guy do that was great enough to get a whole river named after him?

What is Toms River?

1200

DAILY DOUBLE

"Olden times and ancient rhymes; of love and dreams to share..."

What is "Christmas Time Is Here"?

1200

This was the punishment that the man who stole an advent calendar got.

What is 25 days?

1200

An ABBA song recorded in honor of the U.K.'s longest-reigning monarch. (3 words).

What is "Dancing Queen Elizabeth"?

1600

It turns out that Grandma had a long-lost sister! Aunt Karen was raised in this state, then moving to this one temporarily before moving back to state #1 somewhat recently.

What are Florida and New York?

1600

Perhaps one of the most famous people from New Jersey, Frank Sinatra, was born in this Hudson County city; fitting, as it's known for it's large Italian population.

What is Hoboken?

1600

"So I turned my head a second and the man was gone; but he must’ve dropped his wallet smack dead on the lawn..."

What is "Christmas in Hollis"?

1600

This is the reason why Christmas trees are such bad knitters.

What is because they are always dropping their needles?

1600

DAILY DOUBLE

Michael Jackson song from Dangerous becomes a basketball film starring Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes. (6 words).

What is "Black or White Men Can't Jump"?

2000

This family member bunked with Mom for a while when they were younger.

Who is Aunt Lori? 

2000

This town's name may come from a combination of the words "pisgeu", meaning "dark night", and "awa", meaning "place of". 

What is Piscataway?

2000

"Chains shall He break, for the slave is our brother..."

What is "O Holy Night"?

2000

This is the reason why Santa's helpers are so depressed.

What is they had low elf-esteem?

2000

18th century Prussian King & military genius who is a large body of water in northern Utah. (5 words). 

What is "Frederick the Great Salt Lake"?

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