Common Phrases
Uncle Joe says this exlamation frequently
"This is awesome!"
Ryan threw punches, but not in boxing
Hockey
This dog is insecure
Happy
The majority of the family went to this lake side college
Grand Valley
Assorted cheeses, an array of meats, crackers, and dill pickles
Joe-cuterie
When it gets cold outside, this gets brought out
Mr. Heater
Valentine's Day, according to Ham
November 14th
Pulled a slot machine lever with their foot
Aunt Sue
Aunt Ren texted this phrase to Aunt Nic in a drunken haze
"Lee Ingrid"
Paige performed this sport left handed
Gymnastics
This dog's new nickname is "Grass Dog"
Tucker
Ella changed her major from nursing to this
Psychology
Cheese, sour cream, mayo, onion, bacon, olives, and potatoes
(Gram's) Cheesey Potatoes
Ghost Shots
This is Ryan's birthday
January 15th
Feeds Tucker Cheese-Itz
Uncle Mike
Ham said this to Ryan when she wanted to eat her own Italian dish
"I'm getting a PERSONAL pizza"
Ham perfomed stunts like the 34C
Diving
This dog bit Isabelle's nose
Scully
Uncle Mike got his law degree from here
Wayne State
Chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, peanut butter, spanish nuts, and marshmellows
Marshmellow Goodies aka Ella's Favorites
For the MSU tailgate regulars, this was their favorite dish of the 2023 season
Walking Taco Bar
When Ren and Joe got married
October 27th
Added 3 cups of oil to a batch of brownies, not 1/3
Allie
Uncle Mike says that this cannot happen before a certain time
"No faces before 10:00"
If you think Allie played this sport, you're not far out
Volleyball
This dog has eaten an airpod
Buddy
Spell what degree Paige is getting from MSU
Kinesiology
Cream cheese, cheddar cheese, mozzerella cheese, green onion, green chiles, and puffy pastry
Paige's Poppers
Who got out of a Porta-Potty and immediately joined the dance floor
Uncle Joe
This is John Kasdorf's birthday
August 30th
Lost their traveler's check on vacation
Mimi
This is Uncle Mike's best college advice for the girls
"Big girl at night, big girl in the morning"
If Uncle Mike didn't blow an aneurysm, he would've went Dl
Football
This dog has hot breath
Hailey
Where Mimi got her undergraduate nursing degree
Kellog Community College
Butter, powder sugar, rice krispies, peanut butter, and dipped in chocolate
Peanut Butter Balls
Uncle Mike spilled these in front of Brooke and wouldn't let it go
His knives
When we had the first whole family golf outting
July 16th
Only eats Allie's undergarments
Tucker