Mystery
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
What do you do with witches?
BURN THEM
"Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions _______, ere the other side ye see."
What is three?
What suggestion does Sir Robin make after they've run away from the rabbit?
What do the knights of Ni demand as a sacrifice?
A Shrubbery!
Your mother was a _____ and your father smelt of _____
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
How do the peasants think is a good way to tell whether someone is made of wood?
You build a bridge out of her!
Lancelot's favorite color
What is blue?
The Knight must face the vicious _____ of Caeorbannog
rabbit
What word can the Knights Who Say Ni not hear?
it
Why did the knights of the round table not go to the castle at Camelot?
It's a silly place
So, logicaly… If she_______ then she's_________ and therefore? ________
weighs the same as a duck
made of wood
...A WITCH!!!
Arthur confuses this number with three for the number of questions.
What is 5?
Book of Armaments contains directions on how to use this weapon
What is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
What is the name of the Shruber?
Roger
What is Sir Robin's official title?
Sir Robin the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot
You get half points if you get the idea
Before the mob arrived, what was Sir Bedivere doing?
Tying a coconut to a swallow to see if it could carry it. It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
The Bridge of Death crosses this perilous gorge.
What is the Gorge of Eternal Peril?
The Holy Grail can be found in this castle.
What is the Castle of Aaargh?
After Arthur and Bedivere gave the Knights Who Say Ni a shrubbery, they were asked to bring another shrubbery and to cut down a tree with a ____
What is a herring?
Sir Bedivere said that sheep's bladder could prevent what?
Earthquakes
What else floats in water? (Just do what the peasants say)
Bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, mud, churches, lead.
Sir Robin doesn't know the answer to this question.
What is the capital of Assyria?
What is the name of the Enchanter?
Tim
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What is the new name of the Knights who say Ni?