THANKSGIVING DAD JOKES
Where did the Pilgrims stand after landing on Plymouth Rock?
On their feet
What do you call a group of turkeys?
A group of wild turkeys is called a “FLOCK”
What are the three most popular items served during a thanksgiving meal?
1) Turkey
2) Stuffing
3) Mashed Potatoes
What did the color GREEN represent?
OUTREACH
TUKEY BOX!!!
Send up your strongest turkey for the fight of the ages. These two strong turkeys will go head to head in TURKEY BOXING!!!
Why was teh turkey asked to join a band?
Around how many feathers does an adult turkey have?
5,000-6,000 feathers
What were some of the items served during the first thanksgiving meal?
1) Deer
2) Sea Food (Bass, Eel, lobster, and other shellfish)
3) Duck/Geese
4) Corn
5) NOT TURKEYWhat did the color RED represent?
FAMILY
TURKEY OFF!!!
Select one student from each team to go head to head in a turkey off. Each student will do their best turkey impersonation to see who is the bigger turkey. May the best turkey win.
When are turkeys the most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving
On December 12, 1989, the biggest turkey ever recorded weighed ___________ pounds at a competition this stag turkey won in London.
86 Pounds!!!!
However, The American Pie Council is putting an end to the ___________ pie vs. __________ pie debate. According to its research, __________ pies are America's favorite, with ___________ pies coming in second place.
However, The American Pie Council is putting an end to the PUMPKIN vs. APPLE PIE debate. According to its research, APPLE PIES are America's favorite, with PUMPKIN PIES coming in second place.
What did the color BLUE represent?
SCHOOL
CLUMSY TURKEY!
Student will work together in this game to remove one block from the Jenna tower. Each student will have 10 seconds to remove the block using one hand.
What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kid’s table?
Crayon-berry sauce
How many different types of wild turkeys are there?
There are only two species of Wild Turkey: Ours here in North America and the Ocellated Turkey in Central America.
While male turkeys are known for their obnoxious “gobble”, female turkeys on the other hand usually don’t gobble and make other noises such as “_________” and “___________”
While male turkeys are known for their obnoxious “gobble”, female turkeys on the other hand usually don’t gobble and make other noises such as “PURRING” and “CACKLING”
What did the color ORANGE represent?
MYSELF
SERIOUS TURKEY!
The rules are simple. Every student has to stay seated and silent. Both teams will try to make at least one students smile or laugh from the other team. The first team with one student to break out a giggle or even a smile loses. Good luck Turkeys.
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears
Ben Franklin called the wild turkey a “bird of _________” and thought it would make a better national symbol than a bald eagle.
“Bird of COURAGE”
The first Thanksgiving was celebrated in 1621 as a harvest festival. It included 50 Pilgrims, 90 Wampanoag Native Americans, and lasted _______ days.
The first Thanksgiving was celebrated in 1621 as a harvest festival. It included 50 Pilgrims, 90 Wampanoag Indians, and lasted THREE days.
What did the color YELLOW represent?
RANDOM
TURKEY BARS!
Work together as team to come up with the best turkey rap or poem you can come up with. This can be funny or serious but it has to connect with being thankful during this thanksgiving season. Your rap or poem has to be at least three sentences.