House lore
The house has served this infrastructure role in the past
What is a train station?
There are this many flower beds on our land.
What is two?
These should not be left out any time of year.
What are food containers?
T&R 1st.
What is the living room?
If you're entering the living room from the back room, the lightswitch is on this side (left/right).
What is left?
The house has served this commercial role in the past.
What is a (EITHER general OR candy) store?
The line between our property and Eileen's ends this far from the side of our house.
Where is an undefined distance? (We would also have accepted a rendition of "Come on Eileen".)
These two pieces of information should be written on any leftovers.
What are initials and date acquired? (Prompt if only one given.)
T 1st.
What is the hall bedroom?
If you're entering the dining room from the kitchen, the lightswitch is on this side (left/right).
What is right?
The house was this color until my parents bought it.
What is blue?
This room is the newest major addition to the house.
What is the back room?
Dog.
What is (any answer he finds acceptable).
A&T 1st.
What is the master bedroom?
If you're entering the dining room from the living room, the lightswitch is on this side (left/right).
What is left?
This Hungarian refugee oversaw renovations in the 1990s.
Who is Joe (Pfeiffer)?
The house has this many contiguous roofs (i.e. areas of roof material that do NOT connect to another).
What is five? (Back roof, main roof, over side door, over entrance room, front roof.)
These are our primary and secondary rally points in an emergency.
What are the sign on the corner and then continuing up the street to the parking lot? (Prompt on other if only one given.)
T&E 1st.
Living room
If you're entering the living room from the dining room, the lightswitch for that room is the first or second switch on the left or right side.
What is the 1st switch on the left?
This previous occupant of the house was loath to *surrender* her residency.
Who is Dorothy?
According to the circuit breaker panel, this is the name of the room the front door is in.
What is the porch room?
This brand of Tide pod, while delicious, is evil. (Either line or scent.)
What is (Coldwater Clean AND/OR Spring Meadow)?
Dog.
What is the (EITHER kitchen OR dining room)?
If you're entering the back room from outside, the lightswitch for that room is the first or second switch on the left or right side.
What is the second switch on the left?