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6 Feet underground
On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
Bottom
Not dummies
Smarties
At a Banquet, the Babylonian king Belshazzar saw:
a. the light at the end of the tunnel
b. the handwriting on the wall
c. that the the die was cast
d. that his days were numbered
b. Daniel 5:27
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is the safest?
The lions
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Touchdown
When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
Right
Oops! Dropped it!
Butterfingers
Moses grew up as a prince of Egypt and, after killing an Egyptian in defense of a fellow Hebrew, fled to the land of Midian, where he married and declared himself:
a. rooted to the spot
b. a stranger in a strange land
c. at the end of his rope
d. out to pasture
b. Exodus 2:22
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under the water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Developing an old fashioned photo.
He's/Himself
He is beside himself
How many curves are there in a standard paper clip?
Rescue Aid
Life Saver
Which adage is from the Book of Proverbs?
a. A merry heart is as good as medicine
b. The rotten apple spoils its companions
c. Silence is golden
d. You can't cheat an honest man
a. Proverbs 17:22
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
R/E/A/D/I/N/G
Reading between the lines
Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
Towards bottom right
What all workers wait for
Pay Day
One of Jesus's first public acts was to cast out unclean spirits. Challenged by a group of scribes who claimed that only with Satan's power could he cast out devils, Jesus rebuked them, saying:
a. The words are sharper than a serpent's tooth
b. A house divided against itself cannot stand
c. This is the pot calling the kettle black
d. You will be hoisted by your own petard
b. Mark 3:25-26
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
charcoal
WOWOLFOL
Wolf in sheep's clothing
On the United States Flag is the top stripe red or white
Red
Warmth plus "H"
Heath
When the early Christians were ostracized and attacked, the apostle James counseled them to endure these trials and show:
a. grace under pressure
b. the patience of Job
c. that one good turn deserves another
d. a stiff upper lip
b. James 5:11
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching.
No "E"