"YO im like Reinhardt, hammer down, am i right?"
Logan
(2/18/2024)
A: "That must be the meta then."
B: "Torture?"
A: "Yeah."
Logan
Tanner
(10/19/2023)
"Niner niner, we've got reports of an officer getting trounced by a 120 pound college student who just ate 1 pack of ramen and called it a days meal"
"Perp just exclaimed "Im literally ekko" and took out a police vehicle, we're going to need backup here dispatch, over"
Tanner
(3/3/2023)
"I don't have the patience for a siege. Send the Cow-tapult."
Logan
(10/14/2023)
"ranch has a bite to it"
Mango
(2/03/2024)
"RIGHT O RIGHT O JUST A BLUMBERIN FELLA DWYINA DRINK A BLOODY CUP A TEA THEN"
Tanner
(2/10/2024)
A: "I’m not an abuser "
B: "makes one of us"
Daniel
Logan
(12/19/2023)
"if the police ever find someone deceased within 300 meters of me that was using a leafblower, this is my official confession"
Daniel
(11/8/2023)
"I think it'd be sick if Godrick had udders"
Logan
10/6/2023
"My poverty alarms are sounding"
Tanner
(10/21/2023)
"got em hyuck-ing"
Storm
(6/24/2023)
A: "why would we sleep when we could goon?"
B: "it's just the better option really"
Charlie
Storm
(1/11/24)
"hey tanner can i use your full government name on this assignment?"
Derp
(10/20/2023)
"They were moo-ing the most"
Storm
(11/18/2022)
"cali? short for super cali fragilistic expialinevada"
Mango
(6/14/2023)
"Wait, you hit the triple L, special supreme, limited time offer, upside down mctwisty, extra sauce, hold the pickles"
Tanner
(10/15/2023)
A: "i get to pick the new name for my WiFi"
B: "I got nothing that wouldnt get you evicted for suggesting"
"aka "moo moo moo moo wifi" "
Mango
Logan
(9/5/2022)
"The government is the number one backseater"
Storm
(10/10/2023)
"You should not under any circumstances join call
it is under quarantine
Moo"
Daniel
(2/27/2023)
"i bit my dentist"
Storm
(8/14/2023)
"I have been bamboozled into making dinner and the water won't boil "
Derp
(9/27/2022)
A: "The people in the group next to me talking about league... how do I communicate to them that Im one of them? "
B:"say loudly, "wow, this trip has really been +lp" and turn to them and wink "
A:"I feel like this is some sort of keyphrase that detonates the government implanted bomb in my neck, killing me instantly and pruning a non contributing member of society "
Tanner
Logan
(8/12/2023)
"Wait... think about it---> freedom of speech comes with the freedom to deliver a righteous beatdown. The government cant, but anyone among us could, as a citizen, pick this guy up and toss him, while being untouchable by the law."
Tanner
(10/02/2023)
"look at ol' bessies teeth! The strength of her hooves! Her milk tastes like the milk you would get from the teet of the egg nog cow "
Logan
(9/25/2022)
"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEeeeeeeeeeyyyyuuuuuu"
Derp ( the last of us zombie impression )
(7/26/2023)