Logic
You’re in a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
What is second
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
A man shaves many times during the day, but at the end of the day, he still has a beard. How is this possible?
He is a barber
I start in little but I end in full, you’ll find me in half and complete.
The letter “L”
I am an animal named after the animal that I eat.
Anteater
How can you go 10 days without sleep?
Easy, you sleep at night.
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
A pair.
You are standing behind your father while your father is standing behind you. How is this possible?
You and your father are standing back to back.
I’m here and there and all around. I don’t actually exist but can be found.
A shadow
The strangest creature you'll ever find: two eyes in front and many more behind
What is a Peacock
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married
A girl buys a dozen eggs and, on the way home, all but seven break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Seven
An Uber driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes five policemen along the way, none of which stops him. Why not?
He’s walking
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?
The match
Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
A re-tail shop
What can run but can’t walk?
Water
I am so delicious that I require a house. What am I?
Pancakes
Two people were playing chess and both won. How did this happen?
They were playing against other opponents.
What is heavy going forward but not going backward?
Ton
While a cat was outside, it started to downpour. The cat couldn’t find any shelter and got completely soaked by the rain, yet not a single hair was wet. How could this be?
The cat didn’t have any hair.
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach?
A deck of cards
If I had four eggs and a thief gave me three and my rooster laid five more how many eggs do I have?
Zero. IF you had four eggs.
A women shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a picture of him and developed it in her darkroom.
Here’s a list of sports: golf, darts, tennis, cricket, football, badminton. Which should come next: archery, boxing, squash, gymnastics, or baseball?
Gymnastics
How far can a fox run into the woods?
Halfway; otherwise he’d be running out of the woods.